Hell yes!  But, if I was a guy, I would totally be gay.  I would wear tight clothes and have my hair all cool, short, and dyed black!  And the cool thing would be that I wouldn't even have to straighten my hair!  It would be nice to be a boy, but I love being a girl too!

 Yes, quite often do I name inanimate objects.  My trombones are both named, one is Spitty McGee and the other is Vincent Bach Schaffer, the nazi, riverdancing, emo, vampire trombone.  I name other things, none I can think of now.  My trombones are my babies and my best friends, I love them a lot.  Okay, that was fun, bye now!